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My Future Ex

February 25th, 2009, 11:55 am Posted by Colin

So Megan Fox came to her senses and dumped that loser from 90210. I guess she finally realized she was dating that loser from 90210. Say ‘Hello’ to the future ex Mrs. Cunningham…

Would you like something a little larger, Ms. Fox?

josa here
had to bust in on this one
see? see how i did that? bust..?

anyhoo
yer future ex is a huge nerd
which is actually a plus when you look like the fuckdoll girlfriend all 12 year old hetero boys would make
(mental note: movie re-cast idea: megan fox as lisa in weird science)

“Megan looked stunning. She was the hottest girl there. Robert Pattinson tried to chat but she wasn’t interested. Gerard Butler and Jason Statham also headed her way. But Megan spotted Andy (Serkis). He was chatting to Danny Boyle but Megan saw her chance and made a beeline for him.

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2 Responses to My Future Ex

  1. goldfarb :
    February 25th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    I just don’t know about her…

    it’s as if Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Connelly had a baby…but it had one of those evil clone baby brains…can’t be trusted.

  2. Colin :
    February 25th, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    She’s like Jennifer Connoly, but with cheeseburger-fed tits and she’s like Angelina Jolie but without the waif body and adopted kids. The Fox wins, hands down*

    *pants!
    - goldfarb edit