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you can officially say goodbye to 200… sunglasses

to coco..
she is woman squared
like an amazon, she scares me and personifies all that is woman
DANG!

except h b’stard just pointed out that her titanias are falsies
they are just too defiant
i hoped maybe she was just one of those freaky ladies that has the tits to match the ass end
but i think the formula is bleach blonde + chicklet nails = (possible fake tits)*75%

with their philanthropy and shit
i remember some time ago reading an article
where angelina let everyone know
that she would always donate 1/3 of her spank to charity
and you know she is always photo-opping it up
what with the ambasadorship and shit
but when it comes down to what counts
dollar for dollar
you would be really surprised
who actually makes more of a financial impact

In December, a month in which 62 percent of Americans are planning to support charities for the Holiday season, The Daily Beast undertook an extensive study on the effects of celebrity on charities. Looking at the 50 biggest celebrities allied with a nonprofit, either as a member of its board or advisory committee, an ambassador, or the face of a campaign, The Daily Beast tallied how much awareness they produced for their favored nonprofit in print, television, and online, and also calculated any personal donations to the charity, since cash is the most direct impact of all.

Using VMS and BurellesLuce, media-monitoring firms, along with Lexis-Nexis and Google search results, The Daily Beast compiled and attributed value to media mentions.

The Top Ten:
#1, Justin Timberlake, Annual Impact: $9,262,381
#2, Madonna, Annual Impact: $5,540,068
#3, Pamela Anderson, Annual Impact: $4,840,168
#4, Oprah Winfrey, Annual Impact: $3,973,870
#5, Bono, Annual Impact: $3,598,313
#6, Angelina Jolie, Annual Impact: $3,015,070
#7, Rihanna, Annual Impact: $2,305,743
#8, George Clooney, Annual Impact: $2,184,500
#9, Salma Hayek, Annual Impact: $1,620,959
#10, Shakira, Annual Impact: $1,284,431

At the Bottom:
#50, Paris Hilton, Annual Impact: $538
#49, Robert De Niro, Annual Impact: $7,527
#48, Hilary Duff, Annual Impact: $16,800
#47, Celine Dion, Annual Impact: $30,366
#46, Jerry Seinfeld, Annual Impact: $60,036

“I’m so sorry Anne, Meryl, Kristin – oh God, who’s the other one?”

– Kate Winslet, momentarily forgetting fellow nominee Angelina Jolie while accepting the Golden Globe for best actress

“You and I are done professionally!”

– Christian Bale

for forwarding this from george
he lost my hotmail account address

dear george,

call me.

love,
josa

but i am pretty sure it’s
awesome

(and yes, that is maeby from arrested development)

here is the original

fuck the what?

apparently it has been taking sarah jessica parker a long time to decide
on what her new scent will be?
say what!?
ziff celebrities have anything to really do with their own perfume
they say random shit like
“ohh, i want it to smell effortless. like an afternoon in paris as you have just dreamed of dragonflies and bouncing oranges”
and then they have professionals who’s job it is to mix that shit

“It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like BO and I think it’s sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, ‘How do you get BO in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?’ Then it was all about trying to capture the sense of naughtiness in a bottle that it would be good for a man and a woman.”

- Sarah Jessica Parker

real face

fake face

(sidenote: how fucking long can this kids’ hand be broken? it got busted up on indiana jones..that was like 3 years ago…que ce que le fuck?)