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“People are so grateful that it’s (her GOOP site) free. It’s just nice to share what you have. And I have all this great information. It’s just a gift. People want me to do all this other stuff. But right now, I just really love doing the site. I love thinking about the letters, what I’m going to write about, what kind of information we can put in there.”

fuck you
and this may come from a place of jealousy, or misplaced envy
but fuck you for being able to lounge about with your song stealing rock star husband and your wonky eyed children and type up the blather that wakes you up in the morning like “oohh, a 2.5 inch leather belt is going to be the must have accessory for this fall..must blog”
suck a (macrobiotically washed and organically raised) dick, gwyneth paltrow

and as i have always felt about gwyneth
she debones everything, where ever she goes
i also really would pay for her to never say “fingerling” ever again
what kind of cunt thinks it’s news worthy to show you how to debone a chicken, toss a salad and dump potatoes on a plate while saying “beeeeyouteefull” over and over again?
and “fast food”? what? is she cooking now for sunday’s fucking meal?

…but I think it looks awesome!

Analyze This

The real problem with the Rorschach test: It doesn’t work.

By Wray Herbert | Newsweek Web Exclusive (and Dirtypiratewhores!)
Jul 30, 2009

There is nothing ambiguous about the image in my mind. It clearly depicts two medieval wizards, with tall red hats and black cloaks. They are sitting facing one another other. They appear to be giving each other the high-five.

That’s my interpretation of inkblot No. 2 of the Rorschach test, a psychological test used by clinical psychologists and other therapists to assess personality and diagnose psychopathology.

It’s an interesting article…but clearly thats a va-jay-jay.

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as laurie and i were looking up things to get for each other’s birthdays on
asseenontv.com
we went past the tupperware, to the slankets, on to the dryer balls and past the bumpits
and came across this

Finally, a vibrator designed by a woman, made especially for women’s needs!

where the hell are you supposed to stick this thing?
i call bullshit on a woman designing this

and i will tell you another thing
i DO NOT like dr. ruth’s creepy all knowing smile trying to sell me stuff

one thing i super hate about dollhouse
is the desperation in overselling eliza dushku’s sex
and also the clothing
the wardrobe chick should be shot
they always put the real-girl-body girl in crazy print shit with frills everywhere
in an attempt to hide her chubs, which just made her look fat and not normal..which she is
and eliza’s wardrobe is like a 13 year old reading instyle and then shopping at target

i find this promo image for season 2 also disappointing
can the show just not be original?

plus

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kate bush, you are 51
(this song totally gives me chills and i get all weepy)

i would also highly recommend his blog
he seems like a really nice guy
note: have will weaton over to the cottage for a game of bombs and crokinole
click HERE to read it