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Don’t get me wrong…Kung Fu Panda was a good movie, entertaining and very well made…but it’s no fucking Wall-E…

“Kung Fu Panda” pulled out all its martial arts moves Friday night at the 36th annual Annie Awards, where it was named best animated feature.

Winning the top prize over such other nominees as the critical favorites “WALL-E” and “Waltz With Bashir,” “Panda” swept the feature film categories as it picked up 10 trophies, bettering Pixar’s “Ratatouille” run last year when it earned nine Annies, including best feature.

PRODUCTION CATEGORIES

Best Animated Feature

Bolt – Walt Disney Animation Studios

Kung Fu Panda – DreamWorks Animation

$9.99 – Sherman Pictures/Lama Films

Wall·E – Pixar Animation Studios

Waltz With Bashir – Sony Pictures Classics, Bridgit Folman, Les Films D’ici, Razor Films
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Word.

more super cool watchmen shit. NEWFRONTIERSMAN

it’s just weird…when non-celebrity celebrities do human things. DEFAMER

this is the same kind of guy you hear pissing and moaning about how women are fucken strange, treat him like shit and he can never ‘find a good one’. CELEBITCHY

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? this chick has to be fucken stopped…what the fuck? this song should be protected as an international treasure. and who is playing piano in the background, fucking randy newman? singing off key does not make you fucking artistic, it makes you a bad fucking singer…ugh…so annoying. AND ANOTHER THING! just because you can do covers doesn’t mean you should. has the bitch written anything original? no! then fuck the hell off! AND! leave jeff buckley alone! what is it with you and dead guys. first leonard cohen now buckey!! STEREOGUM

GOLDFARB INTERJECTION – Leonard Cohen isn’t dead.
JOSA INTERJECTION – you could have fooled me

o.k. my hot scale just needed number 11 added. IDONTLIKEYOUINTHATWAY

i command you to make this on sunday. HOLYTACO

Who’s going to animate the process of my brain exploding?

Via io9.com

…about 40 things to be embarrassed about in this photo…the tampon string is, frankly, the least of them.

- thanks Carrie!

(this is seriously the WORST cover shoot fucking ever)

I did not want my readers to experience Midnight Sun before it was completed, edited and published. I think it is important for everybody to understand that what happened was a huge violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being. As the author of the Twilight Saga, I control the copyright and it is up to the owner of the copyright to decide when the books should be made public; this is the same for musicians and filmmakers. Just because someone buys a book or movie or song, or gets a download off the Internet, doesn’t mean that they own the right to reproduce and distribute it. Unfortunately, with the Internet, it is easy for people to obtain and share items that do not legally belong to them. No matter how this is done, it is still dishonest. This has been a very upsetting experience for me, but I hope it will at least leave my fans with a better understanding of copyright and the importance of artistic control.

So where does this leave Midnight Sun? My first feeling was that there was no way to continue. Writing isn’t like math; in math, two plus two always equals four no matter what your mood is like. With writing, the way you feel changes everything. If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn’t dovetail too well with the original story. In any case, I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.

I’d rather my fans not read this version of Midnight Sun. It was only an incomplete draft; the writing is messy and flawed and full of mistakes. But how do I comment on this violation without driving more people to look for the illegal posting? It has taken me a while to decide how and if I could respond. But to end the confusion, I’ve decided to make the draft available here (at the end of this message on the Midnight Sun page). This way, my readers don’t have to feel they have to make a sacrifice to stay honest. I hope this fragment gives you further insight into Edward’s head and adds a new dimension to the Twilight story. That’s what inspired me to write it in the first place.

- from stephanie meyer’s blog

click HERE to download the 264 page “leak”

This Roomba sucks up dust and dirt and turns into kittens.

Yay!

Last night a bunch of foodies and jocks stuffed wings in their gullets and gizzards in an attempt to crown the King Wing. In true were-so-much-more-sophisticated-than-the-Yanks (of which I am so kindly eff-off) the judges came at it not as a “chow down” but as a “wine tasting.”

Oh Please.

Anyhoozles the winner was some place in the North West Territoriescalled The Crown & Dragon.

Hello dinner date!

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- Thanks Carrie!