Archive for September, 2008

I can Tell You with all Certainty

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by josa

that if the existence of the human race depended on me procreating with daniel radcliffe
well…that would be the end of starbucks (which is pretty much the yardstick for our existence) ..for sure
i could not ever never have the sex with this..he is possibly the most (well..next to bret rattner) opposite of anything i would ever consider…

D.U.I. of the Day

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by josa

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More Fey on Palin

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by goldfarb

yeah that’s right I went there…

I don’t Want to Smell like This

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by josa

4 dictionary results for: besotted

–verb (used with object), -sot·ted, -sot·ting.

1. to intoxicate or stupefy with drink.
2. to make stupid or foolish: a mind besotted with fear and superstition.
3. to infatuate; obsess: He is besotted by her youth and beauty.

Who Dat?

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by josa

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Your Good News / Bad News

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by josa

reyrey marries scarjo in vancouver in the middle of nowhere
dats haw mush day wuv each udders…ahhhh
ryan reynolds is a hot piece.. he’s cute and funny
too fucking skinny though. boy needs a dubschee, no?

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hey! anyone remember that nathan fillion was in two guys, a girl and a pizza place?

natalie portman dumps the hippies
unless she is stark raving mental i am assuming that is the way it went
she dumper, he dumpee
he might be stark raving mental though…
anyboobs, she looks like a 13 year old boy naked, but is still balls hot

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Paul Newman : 1925 – 2008

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 by goldfarb

UPDATE:

“Paul Newman played many unforgettable roles. But the ones for which he was proudest never had top billing on the marquee. Devoted husband. Loving father. Adoring grandfather. Dedicated philanthropist…Always and to the end, Dad was incredibly grateful for his good fortune. In his own words: ‘It’s been a privilege to be here.’ He will be profoundly missed by those whose lives he touched, but he leaves us with extraordinary inspiration to draw upon. During this difficult time, we ask for privacy for our family.” – Paul’s three daughters with Joanne Woodward: Elinor, Melissa and Claire

“There is a point where feelings go beyond words. I have lost a real friend. My life—and this country—is better for his being in it.” — Robert Redford

“It is a real loss not just for me, but all the people in the world who knew him and that he connected with. Paul touched so many lives and mine especially — we were friends for over 50 years.” – A.E. Hotchner, Paul’s longtime friend and business partner

“I was blessed to have known him. The world is better because of him. Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them.” – Sally Field

“Paul was a very fine actor and a really good race driver. But mostly, he personified humanity — always taking care of those who were less fortunate. For me, this will be his legacy.” – David Letterman

“He was my hero.” – Julia Roberts

“He set the bar too high for the rest of us. Not just actors, but all of us.” – George Clooney

Clip of the Day

Friday, September 26th, 2008 by Colin

This site should be renamed ‘Clip of the Day’

Clip of the Day

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 by Colin

How Carrell doesn’t crack, I’ll never know.

Clip of the Day

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 by Colin