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i always knew i liked amy smart

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..and it’s not jocelyn wildenstein

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being at the cottage
and super hung
and all you can think about is cheesecookies
so after a dip in the lake and your first beer
you grab the nearest wearable thing
and you and your friends pink and bai ling hit the braicebridge drive-through
yeah..me too. i can totally see it.

well..more without the glasses
and longer hair
and tits
hey wait! it’s me!
“yeah, chick – it’s wasn’t me. it was her. she has been disrespecting your boyfriend all night”

you are younger and hotter than me
but i have never fake-fucked tom cruise
so i have that going for me

i really don’t post much about amy winehouse
i don’t like her music
there is nothing that amy winehouse & co can do that otis redding hasnt’ already done for me
so i gotta be honest and just say i that her watered down music does not appeal to me
but..

i will make fun of people to a point
but this bitch is messed
everyone fucking knows it
put her in a dress and cart her out for an award in front of her parents, but it ain’t going to take away from the fact that this flakey bitch is fucked out of her head

what the fuck is that on her cheek?!!!!
have any of you read ‘a million little pieces’?
(if you didn’t like the book, then we disagree)
amy winehouse reminds me of this passage

and everything i have ever seen of her makes me uncomfortable
she just exudes insecurity..it’s so awkward

but here is my point
with all of that
how fucked up she is
not only from the drugs..but painfully just who she is as a person
she not only remembers all the words..but does this

(but secretly i really wished she had sang the erik prydz / steve winwood version of valerie)

“Well, I mean, I don’t have much to say. He’s crazy, and he’s an asshole.”

- Christina Ricci on Vincent Gallo

If you don’t know vincent gallo
he is basically one of the world supremo douchebags
he makes regular douchebags look like tetra packs full of roses, happiness and kool-aid

here is a boiled down version from the “merchandise” section on his website:

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Have you ever watched a movie and fallen in love with one of the actors? Doing things that couples do. Couples in love. At least couples where the guy is hot and knows how to handle a chick.

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wow..he sounds like a real winner
i better call my bank manager
and fuck him to get 50G to fuck vincent gallo
wow..my life is going to be awesome
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only in amsterdam, i guess