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In Touch has learned exclusively that Ethan Hawke and girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes are expecting a baby “They are over the moon,”

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it must be nice to be ethan hawke right now
and just have some chick have your baby
and not be worried about her motives
y’know
just get all fucking ugly and shit and not have a job
and finally be loved for who you are
y’know
because..in case you didn’t notice
brosef got fucking fug
and hasn’t done shit that anyone cares to care about in a dogs age
y’know?

loonie bin is the new black!

first britbrit
and now that hot piece of man-ass from greys
no..not what’s his face! the other one!
(and i am no where near talking about the forced upon fabricated ‘hotness’ of mcsteamy and mcdreamy, but the prick and the gay one..those are really the hot guys on that show)

TMZ has learned actor Justin Chambers, Dr. Alex Karev on “Grey’s Anatomy,” checked himself in to the psych ward at UCLA Medical Center this week. Yes, it’s the same place …

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and good for him
y’know that cuppa warm milk and the hummer before bed don’t get you sleeping, then you read about heath..and fuckbots from hell! you better check yourself in toute suite!

(yes..thank you very much..i DO think i want to smell like that)

now nothing has been confirmed or reported
but either fattie got some chubby
or katie gotta baby

apparently she has flipped it again
it’s britney bitch..
there are about 100000 rumours
and i think that the truth lies in the middle on a scale of ‘britney tries to commit suicide’ to ‘this was a pre-planned and scheduled admittance into a mental institution’ (throw in some nutbar and attention seeking and there you have it)
she has been self medicating add drugs which are basically cocaine in pill form and pops about 10 laxatives a day
DUDE LAY OFF THE MOCHA EXTRA WHIP FRAPS!

this has to be one of the best headlines about the drama today:

Does Britney Spears suffer from McCain Derangement Syndrome?

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and here is a cool thing
there is this blog that i discovered that just seems to run a script and leeches everything britney and posts it
d.p.w. is on it!
the funny thing is that i called her shitney and it still posted it!
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and
HERE
the other cool thing being that the site is copywritten to britney spears
you think she (or her people) use this as a news on shitney resource?

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find out who this is supposed to be after the jump
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i.e. spoiled little cunt

We suspect NONE of you wanna smell like Avril, but that’s not gonna stop the singer and “songwriter” from coming out with her own fragrance! That’s sooooo punk rock.

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UPDATE:

globe and mail just did an, what can only be described as highly inspirational, article on avril
it is insightful and pretty much the best thing i have read all day
(including the instructions to my sleeping pills which of which i read the french side upside down and thought i was supposed to shove them up my ass. true story..)

If one thing gets Lavigne angry – there’s no spitting, mind you – it’s having to, like, pose for those pesky photographers. In one early scene, she’s obliged to appear briefly on a stage next to some award and be photographed. As she makes clear, it’s supposed to be only for a minute but those photographers want her to do it for, like, three minutes. This is unbearable. One minute is enough. Why? Well, as Lavigne explains, it’s the physical pain of smiling for the cameras: “My mouth hurts and this feels weird.”

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