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i was completely unprepared for nuit blance
which is an all night art event
every single storefront had something going on
i kept on running into friends everywhere
we missed paul’s glow in the dark badminton nuit blanche crashers

but there is something incredibly fun about you and 12 friends yelling “ART” to the tune of the opening song to hawaii 5-0, while walking down the street surrounded by 50,000 people at a quarter past midnight

here is one of the survival tips off the official website
man, you gotta love toronto
here is a town that suggests you bring a blanket so you can take a nap anywhere on the street in the middle of the night, so you can stay up until 6am checking out art

To survive an all-night adventure of this scale, be sure to pack a bag of essential items. Check the weather forecast and dress appropriately. Comfortable shoes are mandatory! You may also want to bring a blanket for spontaneous catnaps, an umbrella and an extra layer of clothes, plus coffee, tea, water and snacks for quick rejuvenation throughout the night. Plus, bring along a camera, a flashlight and a cell phone for interactive texting projects, but most importantly, bring an open mind and an all-nighter attitude!

CLICK HERE FOR THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE

oh, yeah and the huge storefront fish tank with prehistoric fish …. projection

and speaking of cultural events
how did i miss this one??

(have i mentioned how much i love my city?)

“like i wanna be good at singing? it’s a gay sport.”

i think we should probably just all quit our jobs and work at college humour

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‘i got busted driving a drunk drew barrymore home so i can tap that ass for 4 hours straight’ face

yep
that’s drew in the car trying to make herself into a little ball
here she is all loaded and cute that same night

know that girl in high school who’s mom or dad was vaguely related to advertising
like, they had a friend who was a copy writer?
so their daughter (that girl) got to be an extra in a zellers commercial
then she fucking blabs and blabs all fucking day about it at school
and goes on about how this copywriter friend, who has connections to photographers
is going to take her picture and totally get her ‘portfolio’ ready
you remember her?

and then the pictures wound up looking something like this..
she dressed herself, her mom did her make-up and she posed somewhere randomly in the house
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(and, yes, that is alyssa milano)

all my wildest wishes have come true
thank you pedro

nope…it’s not about black people

The kids’ TV channel Nickelodeon is planning to intentionally go dark on Saturday at noon, with announcers telling their audience, “Go outside and play.” The channel plans to remain dark for three hours, after which Nickelodeon says it will air Let’s Play Go Healthy Challenge, produced in cooperation with the Alliance for a Healthier Generation.

josa just asked how I was feeling….

this is what I told her: