looks good…

oh and if you’re wondering who is the hot piece of ass of the day is…
well…
it’s either Bonnie Hunt or Sarah Silverman…both of whom are in this movie…

so I guess it’s a tie…

tie breaking, as you know, is done via naked-ass mud wrestling!
or perhaps naked-ass wrestling in a tub of Bailey’s…

here is jennifer garner at the press screening of her new movie the kingdoooooomvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv bnmnbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

sorry
just fell asleep on my keyboard
she really is fucking boring as shit

Bailey’s Bath

Posted Nov 09, 2005

Dutch model Katja Schuurman takes a bath in a tub filled entirely with Bailey’s Irish Cream.

it’s a long weekend
so no dpw for three days
farb and i will be at the cottage
smoking
and drinking
and yelling
and guitar hero-ing
and sleeping
and pretty much looking like this

so the formula goes

(ugly person + ugly person) * unprotected sex = pretty baby

(ugly person + pretty person) * unprotected sex = maybe (and mostly) pretty baby

(pretty person + pretty person) * unprotected sex = ugly baby

shiloh is the exception to the rule
lookahder!

here is an image of julia roberts on the set of her new film
(something that will so inevitably boring that i am not even going to bother typing it’s name)

if you were the director / d.o.p. would you not sort of go: “hmm..this looks oddly familiar”

things to do in vegas:

- gamble
- hang out at cesars palace ‘european’ pool
- smoke in an elevator
- bottle service at the pussycat doll lounge
- eat something deep fried on freemont
- buy your girlfriend a cool gift

and last but not least

CLICK HERE TO SHOOT GUNS

other things to do in vegas

burlesque dancers
Performances are at 9:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m., Thursday – Saturday.
Note: Each performance is approximately 15 minutes long.
(i am sure that is all the boys need)

CARROT TOP!
(ooohh, dinner and a show ‘experience’)

vegas = cirque de soleil and mix that with the beatles..and you had me at “Comment faites-vous un tribut à john lennon sur un trampoline ? ”
CLICK HERE FOR CIRQUE DE SOLEIL

shark reef at mandalay bay
In all, there are over 2,000 animals in 1.6 million gallons of seawater.

justin timberlake on sept 1 & 2

victor willis, the original singer of the village people

big elvis

gary sinise and the lieutenant dan band on sept 2

vince neil and quiet riot on sept 1

the fountains at the bellagio

the price is right. LIVE!

spamalot at the wynn

shia ledouche is dating my latest (guilty) gayfer
rihanna is one hot woman ( i can totally forgive the alien just hatched chick baby looking thing for the hotness)

CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY ON PEREZ

UPDATE:

T.Bone – i was just looking at the official video andat about 1:00 minute in…
does that not look a lot like the pitch you did?
(you might have to scroll through the part where she is in that tight shiny hotpanted thing and the bending over part to get to it)

so pandora is having licensing issues
so they will not broadcast to anyone with an i.p. outside of the states
you can go to their website and request an update
CLICK HERE TO GO TO PANDORA

but in the meantime
this station is kinda cool
you click on your mood
it brings up a string of songs
it’s a bit limited, but pretty cool
(and i am a bit confused about what they call metal..)
CLICK HERE FOR MUSICOVERY

ordinary snapshots of celebrities
as they would be if they weren’t famous

CLICK HERE FOR THE REST