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THESE TWO ARE FUCKING…

and are going to get married

CLICK HERE IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME (the briancox don’t lie)

what do you think?

just so you have a baseline for comparison
here is some vintage hole

whoah!
and here is some super vintage courtney

and in a related story

After two days of relative calm on Friday and Saturday, the Comic Con convention in San Diego exploded in violence on Sunday after what seemed a personal dispute spilled over into the crowd.

Surveillance cameras captured the flashpoint: A man dressed in a Batman costume (Dark Knight #3 sans-cape, but with full utility belt) invited a young Jubilee-clad girl to his “batcave.” The proposition didn’t sit well her boyfriend who arrived at the convention as a semi-transformed Bruce Banner, and a scuffle ensued. The audible portion of the tape is presented below:

“What do you want, DC punk,” the boyfirend was overheard saying. “Why don’t you go and fight for Truth and Justice, boy scout.”

“That’s Superman, dickweed. Batman is DARK! He’s not for little kids anymore. Even Superman, with the release of Birthright is way deeper. Superman must battle himself and he advocates veganism.” Besides, in your semi-transformed state, you can do me no harm”.

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Awesome! An enclosed, self-sustainable plant that comes in different colors and is small enough to attach to your cel phone. Is there anything the Japanese can’t invent? What’s next, a cardboard box that’s really a flying robot you can also eat?

And check out the awesome Engrish after the jump, it’s straight out of a Mr. Sparkle commercial:

“This Mobile Plant Phone Strap is absolutely stress-free for both you & the plant itself to the contrary!!”

O……K……

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Italian director Michelangelo Antonioni died yesterday – same day as Bergman…

He was found in a north African hotel room, the camera moves in a seven minute, hypnotic, long take-tracking shot, beginning in the hotel room, traveling out into a dusty parking area, and tracking back into the hotel room.

Arrivederci Maestro!

A Navy man who got mad when someone mocked him as a “nerd” over the Internet climbed into his car and drove 1,300 miles from Virginia to Texas to teach the other guy a lesson.

As he made his way toward Texas, Fire Controlman 2nd Class Petty Officer Russell Tavares posted photos online showing the welcome signs at several states’ borders, as if to prove to his Internet friends that he meant business.

When he finally arrived, Tavares burned the guy’s trailer down.

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where have you been?

well, she hasn’t popped that kid out yet..

and i have to say
all actors are fucked
they have no concept of the world around them and really how incredibly unimportant their contribution is
when i die, it’s not like the last thing i am going to think is: “dear lord, i am sorry i didn’t see banditas”

“I do dream hard, but I’m very flexible. I think it’s the only way to be a true visionary. … I don’t think I’m going to fail, but if I do, the next person in the line will go a little bit further because I took the chance.”

-Salma Hajek

what the fuck does she think she is doing when she goes to work everyday?
curing fucking cancer?
the next person in line will go further in what exactly?
yeah, thanks salma
the next movie with a big giant robotic spider is going to be the one that changes the world..thanks to you..

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(which is my brain, by the way)

britney shows me that people can always still surprise you
WTF?
apparently this was taken 5 days before she shaved her head
i think it might have been that night she got shitfaced and tried on ‘rippers bikini’s
britney looks real hot in her sexy pose all lookin’ like she’s trying to pop a squat