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Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. and the Universal Orlando Resort said they will open a theme park in Florida based on the Harry Potter novels in late 2009.

The park, called the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, will feature rides, shops and attractions from the books that follow the adventures of the teenage wizard, the companies said today in a statement distributed by PR Newswire. The village of Hogsmeade, the mysterious Forbidden Forest and Hogwarts castle will be recreated.

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and wants you to know about his personal life
in his documentary on hbo

In his directorial debut, Entourage star Adrian Grenier questions the necessity of fatherhood and the meaning of family history as he embarks on a personal quest to become reacquainted with his estranged father.

seriously! what the fuck is it with actors and telling you all their personal shit
angelina was just on t.v. crying to a total stranger about her mom
have you ever been to a shrink? well, all those interviews are a very much lot like that
they sit on a couch
and people ask them very personal questions and they pour their hearts out to all of us
..and people wonder how it came to all of these gossip blog sites, sheesh

anyhoo..

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If you need a raise, if you wait, it may be much harder to get your due, because clients and employers will become more tightfisted. If you have Scorpio rising, then you will be the exception, as money will be really good all year, or Sagittarius rising, money will be strong next year – but otherwise, I am afraid things are about to stay tight.

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and then there is this:

Your first sign that your social life is starting to percolate will be on Friday, May 25. By then the Sun will be in Gemini, lighting your house of friendships / fun / new faces. This placement of the Sun will almost certainly coax you out of the house. On May 25, Venus and Uranus will be at their most flirtatious. It’s a sensational night to go out.

in closing:

If you feel getting a new, better-paying position would help (or if self-employed, new business that you would be able to bring in), ask friends if they have any ideas, references, or contacts to offer. The planet ruling your friendship house will be positioned in your prestige career sector, so friends may be quite helpful – more so than looking at listings or visiting a headhunter.

anyone?

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so lindsay lohan was dating fucking this model-type dude from britain for a while

and now that they have broken up
i thought i would check in with him and see how he is doing a.l.l.

well, that’s nice
it looks like he is making sure that those school girls are safe
yeah, letting them shower at his hotel
and get comfy
and one of them looks like…ehm..i guess you could say she is blowing her nose or something like that
and then he bends in to look at what it is that made her do that?
i dunno..anyhoo, it looks like he is a caring soul and making friends where ever he goes
way to go, calum!

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