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i can’t even start on the insanity that is this recent news
so i have just high-lighted them..

A London woman filed court papers in Los Angeles claiming she is the mother of Michael Jackson’s three children, according to documents obtained Tuesday.

Nona Paris Lola Jackson filed her papers Friday, asking to have a say in the child custody settlement that has been reached between the pop star and ex-wife Deborah Rowe. The woman signed her name, “dudu.”

A hearing on the woman’s motion is set for Nov. 29 in Los Angeles Superior Court. Jackson’s lawyer, Michael L. Abrams, could not be immediately reached for comment.

The woman, who refers to herself in court papers as a “black Jew born in Britain,” maintains Rowe and Lisa Marie Presley, the singer’s other ex-wife, never had sex with him.

Rowe originally had visitation rights with the couple’s son, Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr., born in 1997, and daughter, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, born in 1998.

She filed for divorce in 1999 and later gave up her visitation rights, but changed her mind after Jackson was arrested on child molestation charges.

A panel of the 2nd District Court of Appeals ruled in her favor earlier this year.

Jackson was acquitted last year of the molestation allegations and is now living in Bahrain.

Nona Jackson now claims she is the mother of Prince and Paris as well as Blanket, the child Jackson dangled outside a Berlin hotel balcony in 2002.

“Michael and I are a sexually active couple and have been this way from the beginning,” the woman claims in court papers.

The woman also maintains in her court papers that she has written more than 3,000 songs for Jackson.

SHOOOOUUUT AT THE DEVILLLL!

a real bitch that is
she has just released a spanish language album
and is whoring herself out
(lot’s of time i suppose to do the press, since her fillm fucking sucks and got booed at during the berlin film festival)

David Massry of Ritmo Latino (50 stores Nationwide) said, “We’ve supported her from the beginning. Now we’re told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets. This is a Spanish-language CD, and if she wants to discriminate against the Latin community, then we will not sell her product.”

we thought it would last forever
brit looks so youthfull and happy
k.fed still looks like a bag of sleaze

apparently they settled
cnn.com is reporting that no terms have been disclosed
but every other gossip site in the world (superficial, what would tyler durden do, popsugar, perez hilton)
is saying that fed.ex is getting about a million

which brings me to this question
would you bang britney for a million bucks?

so in kosovo, there are some people
that want to help out the poor kids there
by starting a charitable organisation
with a playground for them

hmm..
what would you call it?
maybe something that reminds us
of when the president landed his capsule
in the middle of town
that was quarantined off
and walls built around it
and completely made into an autonomous society of prisoners

yes!
that’s it
snake plissken memorial playground!

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