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I Don’t Want you to Smell like This

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 by josa

it would smell like photoshop on a 13 boys body

if you are going to smell like any mcconnaHEY!
it should be this one

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I don’t Want to Smell like This

Monday, July 12th, 2010 by josa

but g-farb..you should

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Set Phasers to Stunning

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 by goldfarb

Shirtless Kirk
Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. Whether in battle or love, you know the shirt is simply… optional. Sure, it’s part of the Required Uniform–made to command respect and a symbol of strength and honor; but it’s your flesh and blood barely contained within that command gold officer’s attire that make you exactly who and what you are.

Although apropos anytime, Shirtless Kirk Cologne for Men is best worn as an evening fragrance, containing clean citrus topnotes and a heavy earth finish.

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I don’t Want to Smell..wait..what was I doing again?

Saturday, January 30th, 2010 by josa

p.s.: no way those are her boobs..

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Can you Even call Perfume Fat?!?

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 by josa

and dont get me wrong
i am by no means calling kim whatsherface fat
but its just that when you call a lady “voluptuous”
you mean bitch got chunky

anyhoo
my bets are this perfume smells like
what ever covers up the smell of fucktons of foundation and anti-cellulite cream
what do you think?

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I Don’t Want to Smell Like this

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 by josa

fuck the what?

apparently it has been taking sarah jessica parker a long time to decide
on what her new scent will be?
say what!?
ziff celebrities have anything to really do with their own perfume
they say random shit like
“ohh, i want it to smell effortless. like an afternoon in paris as you have just dreamed of dragonflies and bouncing oranges”
and then they have professionals who’s job it is to mix that shit

“It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like BO and I think it’s sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, ‘How do you get BO in a bottle and make an atomizer of it?’ Then it was all about trying to capture the sense of naughtiness in a bottle that it would be good for a man and a woman.”

- Sarah Jessica Parker

real face