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Friday, July 2nd, 2010 by josa
you are prettier than britney
Archive for the 'Britney Spears' Category
Happy Britday to All!!
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 by josaonly 28
(sigh) how time flies…
Random .jpg of the Day
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 by josait’s all about the boobs
some awesome (j.love)
some not so awesome (b.spear)
Please Tell me These aren’t Real..or They Are
Monday, June 8th, 2009 by josasome new pictures of the outtakes of ‘piece of meat’ have been leaked
and i am seriously convinced she was allowed to ‘direct’ this shit herself
as far as the tittay-tats
i can’t make my mind up
they are a sin against boobs, that is true
no needles should ever get close to breasteses
not for tattoos or piercings
….but
on the other hand
it takes a special kind of crazy to do this
After Years and Years..still Does Not Expect her Mic to be On
Monday, March 9th, 2009 by josaI will Quit my Shit.. I Swear…
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 by josacarrie used to tell me once in a while what kind of day it was
i.e. “today is a $1000 day”
and that means..if someone where to offer me $1000 today i would quit my fucken job
and for serious, have you never had some of those “a week of timmies, card throw down at the fox on a thursday and 12 ttc tickets” kinda days?
well…i feel a “working for britney” kinda day
which means some one probably literally fucked me in the…well, you know
The Most Awesomest Thing i have ever Heard of Today
Friday, December 19th, 2008 by josabritney spears’ dad sat down with her manager and made her a dating list!
‘i got you crazy!’ indeed
now i am no stranger to the dating list
this is a ritual that every girl should be fortunate enough to have good friends to do this with
1) get drunk
2) make list of types of men you would never date (not names, just types..like ‘banker’, ‘fluffer’ or ’starbucks barista’..actually scrap that. i would totally date a barista..free fraps, y’alls!)
3) get drunk
4) make list of all people you would date that you know by name, being sure to put them in preferential order
5) get drunk
6) go online and google ex
7) get drunk
eight (i have to type this out because apparently 
makes a fucken emiticon HATE EMOTICONS) have friend drunk dial all potentials on list and yell: “MY FRIEND LIKES YOU!”
anywine
daddy made her a ‘to do’ list
nph is not on the list (duh), but i just love this picture
here are the potentials
(apparently she is dating this douche bucket, which is what the actual story was. but dude, seriously? how can daddy’s little wish list not be the capper to this journalistic break?)
(feel free to photoshop what the future babies would look like)
Dick the Halls with Balls of Holly? WtF?
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 by josaoh, britney
“on five turn around and pose…five, six, seven, pose!”
lost little ignorant sheep…
KIDS DONT DO DRUGS!
(none of this is really funny..btw. but skip to 3:39 for the best part)
LOL Britney
Monday, December 15th, 2008 by josa
It’s Nice to See that Debbie Gibson is still Going Strong
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 by josaalso why is that in (almost) every britney video she has to be surrounded by fucking dancers
and..no..yes..i mean actual fucking dancers
