o.k.
so by now (two months later)
you might have noticed there have been few updates
(few = three?)
that is because we emigrated to fucking australia
yeah..the land of the 1996 fucking interwebs
seriously…i cannot tell you how backward my frustration has been
but..it has given me pause and we will be doing a re-launch
with our trusty top (only) 3 other contributors
we will be re-vamping the site
and then posting on a regular basis
a-gain
a-men
when? uhm. yeah. there will be another update, announcing the date for the update.
in the meantime..like, maybe, mid-to-end october-ish?
really it depends on when australia can get their shit together and deliver me my briancoxeses…g’dammit!

now i know you have probably seen these
at the shoppers (pang, sharp pain…miss you, sdm)
or thelikesthereof
but it’s the site that has got me
they show before and afters
on nekkid boobies
but the befores also use the product
but just improperly i guess?
whatever..boobie stickers that make you perky = awesomesauce
click HERE for the site
it would smell like photoshop on a 13 boys body

if you are going to smell like any mcconnaHEY!
it should be this one
i cringed this morning when i opened my internets
and found all the demi / ashton posts
there is just something so very pathetic about the way he goes on and on
about how hot his wife is
i mean… its nice to have your spouse affirm your hotness
but not by posting pictures of you bending over
or that being the only thing he ever talks about
you never hear in an interview how they respect each other
to put it in context
how many friends do you have that talk about their wives to you like that
and then whip out a photo of them
and then the topper
is that demi is now posting iphone bathroom photos
which just gives me the sads
she’s not some teenager looking for some dude she likes attention
this is a married woman, with three kids

to me, its not sexy
it’s just screams insecurity
and then this…ugh
i think demi is been spending too much time at home
maybe its time to get back to work, or something..
(p.s.: bitch looks tight for 47. dont get me wrong)
most men become more attractive as they get older.
